Saturday, June 2, 2007
Had a dam funny conversation with Jun Yao last night, posting it here. Sorry Jun Yao! (Though I doubt you would read my blog anyway) and I think Claire will be very entertained; you adore Jun Yao so much.
JY: Damn it. Life sucks.
SQ: Yea. I agree..
JY: Then how? We drink dettol. I sponsor dettol.
SQ: Can drink Mama lemon detergent instead or not? I prefer lemon flavour to disinfectant flavour
JY: Buy yourself lah, faster go drink and die NOW. QUICK!
SQ: I don't wanna die yet. Wait until get back mid year results then depressed then drink more shiok.
JY: You lame piece of shit. I craving for something. Smoking.
SQ: No, smoking will make you less emo. Sniff glue better.
JY: Smell glue is stupid lah, you cock.
SQ: Then you go smoke and drink beer lor.
JY: No, smell glue is stupid, waste of time. Drink beer is those ah peks at the kopitiam, then lament about their wives and then organise outing to Batam.
SQ: Maybe Thailand also.
JY: Thailand risky. Later you find out the girl you dating is a guy.
SQ: Good for you wad, you go try new experiences before drink dettol to suicide lor.
JY: Siao, no suicide lah. Just emo. If suicide then stupid f*** like sylvia plath. I think ariel i will heck. People have to read her nonsense just because she commit suicide.
SQ: Lol. People emo and read plath, then you also suicide and next time set emo benchmark for others to follow.
JY: No, Plath not emo. She just plain crazy. She is disgrace to emo. I don't support her.
SQ: Then you write a book on your emo theories before you suicide lor. Then 50 years later my grandson study your book for literature.
JY: Lame cock lah you, lets devise more emo theories. What's the point of being enthu in life, all you do will be over very fast. E + M + O = EMO. How do you feel when you wake up in the morning?
SQ: Feel like peeing.
JY: Lol, you stupid cock. I havent eat, hungry. You know what's emo? Potato, rice is emo. Must eat. Sian. Sick. Dying.
Haha Ok I ended the conversation at this point because I obviously haven't reached his level of emoness so I doubt I understand why rice and potatoes are emo. Dam funny lah haha.
Emo-ed
12:33 PM
